Monday, Nov, 2008

Tomorrow

For weeks I've tried to write a blog about how I feel about this election. But with so many people writing about it, I never could think of anything to say that hasn't been said before. My voice is no more important than anyone else. Yet here I am. Is this need my ego or passion or both? I do not know. But what I do know is this: comic books.

When I was 9 years old I bought my 1st comic book. Actually i'm sure I had other comics in the past, but what makes this comic so special is that this made me a fan, a collector. "Secret Wars # 3" from Marvel comics. A tale with Captain America, Spider-Man and the rest of the Marvel Universe was in my hands. Was it the art or the story that stuck with me? Or was it that for the first time ever in my young life I saw what a hero was. I'm not sure, I mean after all I had seen all 3 "Star Wars" films, but maybe for the first time it stuck with me. Good vs Evil. Right from Wrong. Years later when I grew up, i realized that the world was not black or white but gray. But yet something has occurred over the last few years. Hope has turned to rage. Evil has risen again, and justice is a joke. But most of all everyone is lethargic. No one cares anymore. We don't need to fear an invasion from an evil terrorist group, we have already lost, we have given in. A little pessimistic on my part? Perhaps, but i've always described in my own twisted logic that i'm so pessimistic because i'm so optimistic. Follow me here. :) In the past when I've gotten verbally angry it is because my sadness has turned to anger, because I know in my heart we are better than this. We still have so much more great things to accomplish. We have been given a gift from God or whatever you believe in. We can do better, we can always do better. That is what a hero is to me. Doing something for the greater good. Coming together with your fellow man, standing next to him as equals. Because we are all heroes.

We are witnessing history. No, this isn't about a black man becoming President. This is about where America will go. Will we rise above the hate and strive for a new beginning? "The line must be drawn here, no further." We have to show the world, to our children that America can be great again, that a hero doesn't keep saying they are a hero, but doesn't show any action. I do not understand this attitude, that we can not point out faults, to show things that can be improved and yet be called Un-American?!?! I am very proud and lucky to be living in America. This is a great country but we have to have make it better--we always have to. America needs our strength. When we are oppressed we rise up! "E Pluribus Unum" is on our Country's Great Seal for a reason-- and that reason is apparent in this moment. E Pluribus Unum means "Out of Many One".

Now some of you may disagree with me, that i'm being too dramatic and maybe I am, but I keep coming back to my childhood, reading those comics and being taught that Hope,Truth, Justice and the American Way was a great idea. We can make it true again. Tomorrow we can take the first of many steps. Tomorrow we can show those who would rather complain and be hateful that this country can come together and vote for change. Tomorrow we can show the world that not all of us were asleep. Tomorrow we can move forward and show that tomorrow is finally here, and that the child within us all can rejoice at the bright future that stands before us.

I want to end with this:
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."


-Kevin Conn



VOTE

Posted at 09:31:00 AM


Wednesday, Oct, 2008

To the one person who reads this.......mom.

Here is a quick update:

-Driving some friends nuts with political emails. VOTE NOV 4TH! :)

-Finalizing all of the sketches for the most awesomest comedy troupe coming in early '09: RANDOM SOUFFLE (Along with an official website, viral promos, provocative pics)

-Started working on my next character for a short film.....I can't wait!

-Taking a big......BIG step early next year. Expect that "dates" page to be filled to the max

-Looking forward to the "Watchmen" movie................me a geek. ;)

Posted at 05:54:00 PM


Wednesday, Jul, 2008

My San Diego Story

Where to begin? At the beginning, I guess....No, wait! I'll start with a flashforward, ala "Lost":
Kevin woke up on a plane in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, thinking the Skeletor mask was still on him, like the symbiote Venom from Spider-Man.................... ................... ...(LOST end of episode sound effect)

Note: For those who don't like to read, I will send a link filled email out later this week once all the Spike vids are up along with others I find.

Tuesday:

I leave early Tuesday morning, arrive at the airport, check in my bag for 50 bucks(ugh, thanks Bush) Then i eat at an airport restaurant called "American Bandstand", the food tastes like Denny's and Stucky's had a retarded baby. Yum. I realize after buying an Entertainment Weekly, i should have brought more reading material...........yes, i can read. I get on the plane and head down for a 2 hour layover in Charlotte. I have an early lunch at "Bojangles Chicken". I had forgotten how good there fried chicken was. Greasy yumminess. I get on the plane to San Diego, it still hasn't hit me where and what I am about to do. After listening to my Ipod for 6 hours, I arrive. Immediately I fall in love with this 72 degrees all the time city. I take a cab to the hotel, and that's when it hits me! After months of playing it cool, with an occasional outburst of giddiness, I am smiling from ear to ear: I am being paid to make people laugh for 3 days at the Nerd-mecca/Geek-orgy! I meet up with my friend Andreas(a.k.a. Snake Eyes, in the Skelly blogs) we just hang for a bit, check the net and wait for our other roommates Eamon and Emiliano. Shortly there after Emiliano shows up with Val, Emiliano didn't arrive until the next day. We head out to dinner for sushi. Nothing too crazy, since the prices were overpriced. 20 dollars for a plain eel roll? Um, no thanks. I buy them dinner because a) Emiliano offered me and Andreas the room and b) Val runs He-man.org and has helped promote Unemployed Skeletor and c) they are both really nice and cool to hang with. We head back to the hotel and just talk for a while in the lobby, check the net again 'cause that's what nerds do and then hit the sack.

Wednesday:

We get up early, go out for breakfast, walk over to the con to pick up our badges, that's the other cool thing Val did, get us exhibitor badges, which allows us to go in early and leave late. We then walk around the con, it is 10 am and the place looks like a mess, i have no idea how this place will be ready at 6pm. After this we headed back and i just kinda did nothing. Then around 5 headed back to get in the con an hour before. The line had already started when were there in the morning, so by the time i got back---wow. Insane. I go in,and to my surprise the place is 95% done. Wow, they busted there asses. I go over to the Hasbro booth to pick up a few "exclusive" figures for my friend andrew. Again, the con doesn't open until 6, but there are other exhibitors ready to buy (then sell for a higher price) so there is this blob of people forming, the security guards tell them to leave and come back at 6. They don't leave tho, they hover. As do i, waiting near the Hasbro booth. And at six o' clock, the announcer says "The con is now open." My words will never give this next part justice. Like cockroaches, about 100 exhibitors come out of nowhere, they push and elbow me and others. A few get thru then the long line for the booth is already filled in under 2 minutes, they then tell us to move to the other side, where another line has formed, we walk all the way to the other side, where another line has formed in the oppisite direction. Quite simply, it is Nerd Chaos. The pictures i take of the con and some of the video I shot will not even begin to describe how massively huge this con is. I met up with my friend Jimmy, who just happened to be near his online friend Blair Butler, one of the hosts of "Attack of the Show". She interviewed me the 2nd year at the NYCC. She is so friggin' nice. When Jimmy introduced me he said, I play Unemployed Skeletor, she then responded "Finally then man under the mask, pleasure to meet you. Jimmy then said i was Spike tv's host for the con, she then shook my hand and said, "Seriously congratulations, that's awesome." Again, very nice and cool for being a celeb, and comic book goddess. :) After walking around for 2 hours I am already exhausted. I stay for the other hour and head back, have dinner with Andreas and go to bed, not fully realizing what is about to occur tomorrow.

Thursday:

It begins. I get up at 7, head over to the con around 8:30, change and meet up with the Spike crew at 9:30. Matt the producer is really cool as are the cameraman, sound dude, editor and P.A. We head outside the con, well we try because as always the "can i have a picture with you" begins. 3 things always pop in my head when I think about the Unemployed Skeletor creation. 1)"Really, a fat guy in blue sweats? That's all it takes? Okay." 2) Two words: fucking surreal. The third one will be brought up soon. Anyhee, we head out, to tape some opening "This is Unemployed Skeletor for Spike.com at the San".....etc. I dance around, eat some flowers, direct traffic and then we head back in to go to the press line. Immediately I am hated by the press. They are snikering behind my back, later one of the press, i'm not going to say who, but on a side note if anyone has the ability, please hack movieweb.com., Anyhee this fine gentleman says in a sarcastic way:"Wow, Skeletor, i sure do love HIS questions." Now i know what i'm about to say is ironic, coming from a guy who dresses up in a costume, but grow up! No worries press people, bloggers of the world! I'm not here to take your job. Which brings me to the 3rd thing I always think about Skeletor. I know it's foolish and kinda pathetic that a grown man is dressed up in this crazy outfit. I'm not stupid, okay? There are days I want to cry because of the mean things people have said about "fat skeletor" You either get it or don't but there isn't a reason why you have to be mean. With my stand-up, with my sketch comedy, with this, all i am trying to do. Is make people laugh. That's all i want to do in this world filled with assholes.
Speaking of assholes, the press line begins and my 2nd interview is 2 of them. The first interview is the director of "The Day the Earth Stood Still", really nice guy, I say: "I'm a fan of global annihilation, are you and what are your thoughts?" He says he too is a fan and that we should team up. I say we will be tag team champions of the world. We laugh and he moves on. I notice tho, i am really fucking nervous, even with people I don't like or want to meet. Weird. Now, where was I?----right, assholes.
Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly. So i was told by the producer, to ask the same question multiple times(example: offer the fake bag of pot to James Franco and then again to Seth Rogen) So I ask the same question about global annihilation. Keanu just gives me a death stare, then says "No, Jen?" I have no idea what she said but it was maybe 1 sentence dragged out for like a minute, and very sarcastic. Not the way I wanted to start. Matt, the producer from this point on seemed irked that i wasn't quick to fire back, i literally froze from this point on. This was the first time EVER doing something like this. These press lines are insane! They wil bump against you, yell at you to get out of there spot, just real scum. And there I was amonst them. Lamb amonst the lions. Matt told me,"You have to be more aggessive, don't let them leave unless the pr person moves them." Again, Matt was nice, but i could tell already he was nervous working with me. Thank God tho, what happen next. Mila Kunis, from Max Payne came over, and as you can see in the interview loved my outfit. They didn't show all of the interview, but she was really sweet and knew who I was, so that was cool. Ludacris was also nice and then the one guy who i thought was going to be rude walked over. Mark Wahlberg. As you all have seen. We hugged it out. Then totally unannounced at the same Fox panel, they showed the first trailer to "Wolverine" and then Hugh Jackman came out. He then came to the press line. Here is the other thing about these lines. They will yell at you. They being the P.R. people. So for Hugh and a few others coming up in this massive book, i mean email, when they yell at you "1 question", you better agree or there is hell to pay. I ask him how the crowd reaction was. Hugh Jackman, is the most charming man i've ever met. Yes, you can call me gay, but i mean it. Didn't rush his answer either. I then ask a 2nd question, then suddenly i hear the p.r. person scream "NO!" but while Hugh didn't get a chance to answer, he said "No, it's okay i'm having fun here." He then tried to answer but was pulled. He then said "Sorry mate." I then said "Any wokout tips?" He laughed. Awesome, Wolverine laughed at me. :) Next up was "Race to Witch Mountain" a Disney remake of there 70's film, starring Dwayne"The Rock" Johnson and Carla Gugino. Carla loved my outfit, but again not only did they say 1 question to rush them thru, we were grouped with 4 other reporters. UGH. So i asked Dwayne how it felt to have his own action figure. He mentioned how the director (standing right next to him) liked to take the clothes off. He came across really nice and funny. While I was up in the press arewaiting for this press line to begin, Seth Green sees me, stops laughs and takes 2 pics, then says "Awesome costume, man." Then we head back on the floor, and the sketch group from MTV "The Human Giant" stops and asks for a picture with me and "my rad and fuckin' funny costume". After that we tape tape some costume "babes", then we wrap it up early. I decide to stay and walk around the floor some more.That's when a fan came up to me he's mentally handicapped. Not to sound cheesy or like a politician, but it really got me emotional, as he told me all his favorite blogs, how they mad him laugh, and he and his friend thanked me, he then asked for a picture, then afterwards he checked to "make sure this cool picture came out." It was very humbling, kinda sweet wrapped in an awesome sushi roll. At 6 i head back, shower, check the net, have a fast food dinner with my buddy Andreas and go to sleepytown.

Friday:

I decide to change before i head to the con and grab a shuttle bus. Bad idea, on the bus are 4 dicks. See, most nerds like each other, sure there are snobs but those people are snobby if you don't like something they like. Then there is a small group. Dick nerds. Nerds who not think they are better than everybody but are dicks about it. Of course they didn't say anything to my face, and i was too tired to say anything back. I'm a lover, not a fighter. That's my problem sometime tho. Anyhee, to tell you how dickish they were, the main dick said"Hey i heard Heath Ledger is gonna make an appearence" followed by a cackle laugh with all his hyena friends. Just plain dicks.
The check in was changed as I was heading in, so rather than having to be there at 9:30, i now didnt need to be there until 12. Great, i could have slept in. Oh, the reason, it was changed? Warner Bros did not allow Unemployed Skeletor at any of there press times. They allowed other Spike reporters but not me, so i missed interviewing the director and cast of Watchmen. Thanks WB for not having a sense of humor! ;) So i walk the floor, which was cool, it really is wild how many people knew who i was, even a few knew i was underneath! The best tho was, a shreaking girl saying"Oh my God, are you THE Unemployed Skeletor?" For that brief moment, I was a member of The Beatles. ;) Then, as i was walking the floor 2 cast members of Reno 911,Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant came up to me and asked if they could tape me for a segment on the website funnyordie.com, the viral website Will Ferrell started. They have a series of shorts where they play 2 secret services agents. They interigated me and asked if i had any pot. I hope it's online soon,it was pretty funny. Later they saw me again and thanked me. Around noon, I met up with the Spike crew. Off to the press line. The press was a little nicer, but i was less intimidated. Fuck them and there stupid asses. Today was the Kevin Smith interview, i was excited i could finally ask him the question i tried to ask him 3 years ago at the 1st NYCC "How would you defeat He-man?" What's that? Kevin Smith press panel cancelled? Foiled again! :( But first up was Jason Mewes. Really nice, laid back guy. He seemed nervous/confused when he came over but immediately went along with it and had fun. Elizabeth Banks was next. So sweet, and the first thing she said was "I know who Unemployed Skeletor is", so that's cool, again tho, only got to ask her 2 questions. Damn, she seemed like she wanted to keep talking. Finally Seth Rogen, again we were paired up with 4 other reporters so I only got in 2 questions, but he seemed to have fun with it. Next up was "The Spirit" panel. Everyone skipped me except the director and comic book God Frank Miller. I asked him a standard "How was it like directing this film?" and he gave me a nice thoughtful answer. He comes across as intimidating, but was really nice. Then next was Sam THE MAN Jackson. He was awesome, I hope they show all of the interview, I ask him since he has played so many bad asses, if he has any tips for an unemployed overlord of evil to make a comeback? His answer was very funny.
Next up was......oh right, Kevin Smith was cancelled, so no more press for the day. We taped some more interviews on the floor with "booth babes", had a picture taken with Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn, Kevin Perriera wasn't around, then went to a late lunch where they video taped me eating chicken fingers. Guess what i did next? yup after changing a few hours after that, went back to the hotel, showed, ate Wendy's, checked the net, and slept. Kevin was too cool, i mean tired like an old man to go out and drink. Blerg.

Saturday:

I just want to start off with how cool my wife was. She gave me a card to open everyday. It helped, and today's card was the sweetest and most inspirational card yet. It really made the day start off great. Up first was a sit down interview with Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian, stars of the fall blockbuster, oscar award winning, pulitzer prized movie called "Disaster Movie" I wanted to punch them even before I met there no talent, we've had boob job idiots. That being said, the interview went great. For those who don't know who Kim Kasdashian, she is the spoiled rich cunt who is friends with Paris Hilton and who, like Paris, released a porn of her fucking some dude. So during the interview I ask her "In this film, you play a porn star, any life event that inspired you to pl--" Immediately her PR agent screams "We're not answering that!" I moved on, but wondered, if you fucked in a porno, then play a porno star in a film, um, dontcha think that question is going to be asked? Oh,and Kim Kardashian's mom, walked in before, with a few of us in the press room, and said to her pr person after seeing me "What the fuck is that?" Ah, the rich. I felt good today, i felt alive i was finally me. I came to the comic con to do 2 things chew bubble gum and kick ass, and i was all outta bubble gum........cause they sold out, it's really busy here, so you know, that left me to do more ass kicking..................................too long? I not only walk the floor I own the fucking floor! I interview a slave Leia while she is laying on a life size prop of Jabba the Hut, so i laid beside her. I get choked by Darth Vader, I interview a buch more costume peeps, i had a hilarious interview with 3 people dressed up as Masters of the Universe characters:Trap Jaw, Teela and Evil Lyn. We then see a unicorn up high at the New Line booth, we head over to get footage, they say we cant go up because the stars of Harold and Kumar 2, Kal Penn & John Cho are doing press. Matt , the producer asks if they can squeeze us in, they do. Matt hasn't seen the films, no one has, but knowing what i learned from trailers and such, i ask them both like 5 questions, i wing it, they love me, it rules. I'm on fire. For the first time since early Thurs morn, I can see that Matt is not stressed. I finally got it. Not bad for a first timer. We then run, literally run to the press line, we are late but make it time for the cast of Terminator and Pineapple Express. Sam Worthington was so awesome, he knew about me and the blogs. Moon Bloodgood (her real name) was super sweet and had fun with me. Common, also had a fun time. Onto the Pineapple Express pressline. James Franco, was also really nice, its a shame they didn't show the entire interview, but oh well, we live in in an A.D.D. world, which i guess this is a good time to thank the 2 people who are still reading this email. The writer of Pineapple Express, Adam Goldberg ,cool nerd. Seth Rogan was next, and was even nicer today, but again only got in maybe 2 questions with him. The producer thought that it was over, so we stopped, then 2 co-stars of Pineapple came over, Danny Mcbride (Tropic Thunder, Hot Rod) and Jorma Taccone( co-writer on SNL & Hot Rod writer/co star in Hot Rod "Cool Beans") said they loved the costume and took some pictures with me. Some guys then walked by, they wanted to take a picture, i told one of them he had a cool Robot Chicken shirt on, he said "Yeah? Cool, we are 2 of the writers, thanks man." Man, this con is filled with talent! We were going to leave when we saw Judd Apatow walking down, Matt didn't have any questions ready so i winged it and again, i hope they show you most of it, cause it felt good. On the last day of the con, I finally felt alive. We then taped a goodbye/me being fired segment, came back in and taped me outside the masquerade ball, where i got up a mini stage and made all the photographers snap away and laugh, i was a ham. Then i was interviewed by NBC Seattle, newspeaktv.com, xbox 360 live, and Rotten Tomatoes. Plus found out i was on E! during the news and The Soup, plus Access Hollywood. Then we were done. We all said our goodbyes, Matt talked to me, then left. I stayed until the con was closed, walked back in costume (since i didn't bring a change of clothes) people took pics, i heard people say "That's Unemployed Skeletor" I was walking on cloud nine. For the last few days I was made fun of, i was kicked down but i got back up. Sure, i was dressed as an 80's cartoon character, but god dammit, nothing will get in my way. I want to be a successful comic, and i'll take whatever i can to get there. I don't plan on doing anymore Unemployed Skeletor blogs. I know, no one believes me, but unless i get paid, it is done. To quote the film Serenity: "There is nothing left to see."
I went back to the hotel, showed and changed, but didn't go to Wendy's, instead i went out to dinner with a couple of cool peeps, 3 of which were my roommates (Eamon, Emiliano and Andreas) Val came too along with a few other members from the coolest forum around, he-man.org, we went down to Little Italy and i had the best personal pizza i have ever had followed by the very delicious raspberry and mango cheesecake. One of the other peeps there was Tom, the man who started this for me. The MTV rep/ Unemployed Skeletor fan who gave me his card at the NYCC. I had a blast talking to him and i hope to hang with him more often. We then headed back to the hotel where i was going to have a shot with my Irish pal Eamon, but it was closed for my friend Joe's favorite show "The Sarah Silverman Program". I saw Brian Posein, Jay Johnston and british god from my all time fave show "Darkplace", Matt Berry. Alas, we weren't allowed in, and Jay kinda gave me a dirty look, like we were trying to get in. We weren't. We were in the lobby to pay for the hotel, which was more than we thought due to a....."tourism tax"????? Stay classy San Diego!


Sunday:
From 12-5 walked around, said hi to a few peeps, said goodbye to a few other peeps, ran into Jimmy from CNI, he and i did a quick con wrap up segment for his show, bought 4 graphic novels for 20 bucks (each was normally 30 bucks! I saved 100 dollars, i needed reading material anyway) then walked back, had dinner, grabed my bags and a cab to the airport, got on board, flew to Vegas, for a 1 hour layover, then at 11:55 PST, I closed my eyes as I headed back home.

During the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, i woke up, thinking the Skeletor mask was still on me, like the symbiote Venom from Spider-man.........i then realized it wasn't and then i thought of what Matt told me before we left. "Thanks again for everything. It was a blast working with you and you did an amazing job. Would you be interested in working with us in the future?" Then I thought of what Tom said to me at dinner Saturday night, when he learned about my stand-up comedy. "I'm going to get you in touch with the people I know at Comedy Central." I smiled and fell back to sleep dreaming, and looking forward to a unsure but looking brighter future. Time to get to work.

Posted at 07:16:00 AM


Sunday, Jul, 2008

Vote CONN '08!!!

Posted at 08:44:00 PM


Monday, Jun, 2008

REST IN PEACE GEORGE CARLIN

Posted at 04:33:00 PM


Wednesday, Jun, 2008

Quantum Blog

Lately I have been trying to perform outside my safe zone. Doing more open mics, and performing at other clubs than the brilliant Gotham Comedy Club. Last night, I did a set at "The Delacey" in NYC on....Delancey street. It was a fundraiser gig for a theatre company. I was on the bill, along with a band and my fellow stand-up friend Kelley Lynn. The moment we both walked in, we had a vibe. That "Oh this isn't gonna go well" vibe. In the end we basically concluded with, the people who showed up only came to support the troupe and spend money on alcohol and mingle, which is cool. I am glad that the troupe made some cash. But let's break down the evening now shall we?
The band is introduced by our friend Rodney and his co-star Liz. NO ONE IS LISTENING. "Oh this isn't gonna go well." They are the friggin hosts of the night, you would think people would atleast lower there voices, but no instead we got "LOUD NOISES!!!", to quote Brick from "Anchorman" So the band plays some 80's and 90's hits. They were okay. Lead singer didn't seem to look comfortable, but whatever they had to leave anyway to a more "important gig". While they are playing very loudly with there loud instruments, I noticed that I could still hear the crowd. "Oh this isn't gonna go well."
After a few minutes of trivia questions, Rodney calls me on stage. I have a 10 minute set prepared. I killed with this set Saturday night. Tonight however, I die with this set. My 1st joke, always a strong opener. Nothing, except loud noises. Second joke, nothing but loud noises. No one is paying attention. At this point, I could have left the stage, or panic and start to lose my focus. Instead, I simply laughed, and from that moment on began making fun of this odd situation. Making fun of how no one was paying attention. Laughing at my 2 friends in the audience who were mocking the situation as well. Making fun of how dark the audience was. Seriously you couldn't see anything, as I said I felt like I was in a black hole. I kept making fun of my jokes. Delivering them as I would normally but then when I didn't recieve any response, saying something like "I this what Hell feels like?" "Dead grandfather." "Okay 18 jokes in, and nothing" "I now know how a principal feels likes at in an auditorium." "Keyboard solo!"
Here's the thing, I actually had a great time on stage. Sure it blew up in my face but I rolled with it and just had a private gig for me and the 2 people actually listening. No worries, just having fun.
Kelley then goes up, and it's the same response! Nothing! No one cares that we are trying to make people laugh. As if they are saying,"Cookies and Beer is why I came here, dammit!" But, just like me, Kelley rolled with it, and was awesome. Just mocking every joke that no one laughed at. That's not true, there were people laughing at her set, as well as mine, but you couldn't hear them because of all the loud Cookie eatin' beer drinkin' peeps in the back. She too just began to say some funny one liners like, "Silence for Ryan Seacrest? Really?" "I could be anywhere else but here, jumping off a bridge perhaps." "Yay, pedifile jokes woke you up!" "I hate you Rodney." But the best was the last joke she performed facing the curtain. "Curtain, do you know who Casey Kasem is?" :)
To wrap this up, I really had a good time. I know Rodney and Daina felt bad, but it honestly didn't bother me. For the first time in a long while, I didn't care that the audience didn't like me, or wasn't paying attention. It made me realize, bombing isn't that bad. It's not the end of the world. Im sure there are more horrible bombing stories ahead in my future, but I hope to take it like this show. Just roll with it and have fun.
And now to end on a random CONN thought: If dogs made horror films, the monster would always be a vaccum.

Posted at 06:13:00 AM


Friday, Jun, 2008

Buffy the Vampire Blogger

Everyone knows my real name is Poopface Gobot, but the Gobot clan banished me when they found out I was immortal. Now I live among the shadows, fighting the evil forces of the lawfirm Wolfram & Hart,with help from my car K.I.T.T., hoping that the next leap will be the leap home.







Im the one on the left.

Posted at 09:06:00 AM


Wednesday, Jun, 2008

By the power of Blogskull, I have the power!!!!

"Hey y'all", I just wanted to give you a heads up that I appeared with my fellow Random Souffle castmate Kelley Lynn on the podcast Comic News Insider w/ Joe and Jimmy(another R.S. castmember) Check it out, it's a really fun show and we have a few funny sketches thrown in there as well.

Comic News Insider # 143 www.comicnewsinsider.com

Posted at 11:17:00 AM


Sunday, May, 2008

AutoBlogs, transform and BLOG OUT!


Well, here we are. Wait, that doesn't work, you are here reading this and I've already written this, most likely at 3 am on an Oreo sugar high. This is my first blog post. Oh sure I've babbled and ranted on myspace before, but this is a fresh start. A new day! No longer will I be consumed of adding friends just to add friends, or post surveys. No longer will I play scrabbulicious or any other lame facebook application. Neigh, dear viewers, if you want to find me, you know where to look........no not in a peep show booth. On stage! Letting my voice be heard for 7 minutes, or sometimes for only 5 minutes due to some other ass going over his time. And one day very soon, I will be performing for 15 minutes, then 30 minutes then 1 day an hour! An hour!? It's never been done before! Also, I will be part of a new sketch comedy troupe called RANDOM SOUFFLE, launching this fall. I hope you check out my comedy clips and see me perform live. And keep checking back for more updates, new clips and blogs! Now I will leave you with a random CONN thought:
I wonder if George Michael has danced again since "Careless Whisper"?

Posted at 09:52:00 PM